Tuesday, January 11, 2011

Season of the Witch Review


So yesterday we went to the theaters with no plan on what we would watch. The only movie we hadnt seen in the list was Season of the Witch, knowing about the horrific reviews, I still felt we should watch it because of Stephen Graham (Snatch, This is england) and Robert Sheehan (Misfits). After about 10 minutes, I thought to myself  "this might just be the worst movie I've ever seen", but then came the pristine moment I had been waiting for to save this movie from a black hole of shit, it was the Harvey's burger I had snuck into the theater, still hot from the package, I sunk my teeth into it with such anticipation yet did not want to finish it too fast for fear of depression. The combinations of all the sublime vegetables and the perfectly cooked meat was just too much for me. Unfortunately the burger sensation had to end and I had to go back to the movie. Then I fell asleep.

-Colin

28 comments:

Anonymous said...

Thank you for your valuable insight into this profound piece of cinema.

Anonymous said...

I heard this movie was all gore and blood and I like that. I thought it would be good. I mean it's got Nicholas Cage.

Anonymous said...

haha nice

Anonymous said...

what is harveys? do you mean hardees?

Anonymous said...

Harveys is a burger chain in Canada. I'm not aware of any locations in the States. I don't think we have any Hardees in Canada.

If you're ever up north, try a Harvey's. You'd be surprised how tasty those burgers are. Nice, thick, juicy patties, and topped to your liking.

They also have a nice breakfast menu.

Anonymous said...

hardees is also good, they have a nice menu. well there better than mcds lol. i dont eat burgers tho, too much carbs in the bun and im going low carb.

Anonymous said...

Harveys has excellent burgers, and they also have good chicken sandwiches too. Their grilled chicken tastes like actual grilled chicken unlike the rubbery thing you get at McD's or wherever.

Anonymous said...

I agree with the guy above. Chicken is not only tasty, it is also a healthier alternative. It is also more vegetarian-friendly since a lot of vegetarians seem Ok with eating chicken and fish (chicken and fish aren't really meat)

Anonymous said...

did you know that here in australia you can easily get a kangaroo burger at most fast food joints?

Anonymous said...

Yep, in France you can also eat horse meat. While I understand that Australia has a marsupial problem which they try to solve by eating them, I'm not sure France has an overpopulation of horses. I don't know what's going on over there.

Anonymous said...

horse meat? thats sick yo

Anonymous said...

It actually tastes quite similar to beef. It is tougher to chew, and usually has a lower fat content.

Anonymous said...

bacon is the best meat ever. everything else is inferior

Anonymous said...

Pork is actually very similar in chemical structure to human meat. Eating pork is the closest you can get to cannibalism.

Ask any seasoned firefighter what burn victims smell like. They smell like bacon.

Anonymous said...

Meat is disgusting. You all make me sick. Make a healthier choice and switch to veganism. Your body will thank you for it.

Anonymous said...

Go suck an eggplant you vegan retard. I'm sitting here enjoying a nice red steak.

For every vegan I know, I plan to eat extra meat to make up for their share.

Anonymous said...

Real mature. You will get colon cancer from all the meat you eat.

Anonymous said...

I suppose you're going to live forever, you plant-muncher?

God created the heavens and earth, and he created the animals and placed man as their master. They exist for our gastronomic pleasure.

Anonymous said...

guys settle down. i think we can all agree meat is tasty and vegans are just always upset because they cant have meat

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Tine-Marie said...

Yea I have too see this movie : o

bbmike15 said...

Awesome

Hooligan said...

I love Cage. Call me childish but I especially love the national treasure movies. This one looks like it'll be a treat.

emceep said...

I won't be seeing it that's for sure

Anonymous said...

hahaha xD

Holly Jolly said...

looks scary

lazyboyniko said...

still want to see it

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